I’m pretty sure that Gaudere is a woman.
I don’t rent or buy porn, but I’d be surprised if they didn’t.
Well damn. Next you’ll tell me she was a moperator. :smack:
This reminds me of the story about the man whose wife got pregnant before he had even had a chance to have sex with her. She told him God did it.
I’m slowly climbing the intelligence ladder. I’m now one rung above Oakminster. 
So, what you’re saying is that Nobody is smarter than Oakminister?
OK mister, just for that terrible pun I’m now one rung higher than you. 
Scrolling down the OP was pure nerve wrenching expectation, imagine my relief when it wasn’t my name in the link!
I feel like I dodged a bullet.
At least you didn’t screw up the name of a thread AND fall for a fake story at the same time. 
Any thread that reminds us of Lindsay Lohan Falling Into A Cactus (a watershed moment for popular culture) is absolutely worth it.
This couldn’t have turned out well…
I hear the kid has a huge cult following.
He’s bigger than, well, I dunno. Can’t think of a good example to finish that sentence.
The Beatles?
Bigger than plastics?
This thread is devolving into one of the lower life forms.
Amoeba? Slime molds? Lawyers?
Even worse. Used car salesmen.