And the dumbest person on the planet is...

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Erick Jhonson[sic]
He comes home from Iraq, finds his wife pregnant, and pretty much believes her when she says it happened from watching 3D porn.

He’s like a real-life Dale Gribble.

**And the dumbest person on the plant is… **

Yeah, that ‘plant’ makes everyone dumb.

… a vegetable?

:smack::smack::smack:
OK, he’s the second dumbest, I’m the first. :smiley:
I’ll notify a mod.

I will personally…um…say tsk,tsk with stern disapproval in my voice…at any mod that bails you outta this one. That Gaudere dude gotcha, fair and square.
:smiley:

Erick Jhonson might not be the dumbest person on the planet, but I’ll betcha whoever it is couldn’t spell their own name any better than he can.

I take this personal!

:slight_smile:

Who knew chlorophyll came in ribbed…? :eek:

Well, this lady looks like the dumbest person in a plant.

Still, it’s close.

Hey now, don’t you dis haute couture. It’s both art and big money, so take it seriously! :wink:

I wonder where the Jolly Green Giant fits into this schema?

I’m not buying this “news story” for a second.

Ah, and a little digging seems to indicate the story comes from a satirical Brazilian newspaper Sensacionlista.

Fixed the spelling in the thread title (from “plant” to “planet”).

Party Poper.

I am a man of my word. Let the record reflect that I hereby do willfully and deliberately say TSK, TSK in your general direction, with a most stern and disapproving tone of voice. As further punishment, I am now raising one eyebrow, and staring in exasperation.

Let that be a lesson to you, young lady.
:smiley:

I’m sure I won’t sleep a wink tonight.

Hey, I know I was harsh, but I did give fair warning. You almost got the dreaded-double-eyebrow-raise-while-peering-over-glasses-that-I-don’t-usually-wear-of-doom.

I found that story more sad than funny, but I’m glad it turned out to be fake.

So they don’t really have 3D porn?