[spoiler]An off-duty Northwest Airlines employee was arrested after a woman on a flight from Seattle complained that the man had ejaculated on her.The FBI identified the man as Samuel Oscar Gonzalez, 20, of Lakewood, Wash. He was charged in federal court with simple assault, a misdemeanor.
According to an affidavit filed with the complaint, the woman said she was trying to sleep in her seat when the man sat down in an empty seat next to her. She said he touched her, and then got up and left. She then realized what had happened, and told flight attendants, according to the affidavit.[/spoiler]
Good afternoon, this is the Captain speaking. We’ll be arriving at LAX in about 20 minutes, where the temperature is 78 degrees with a light breeze. Please make sure your seat belt is fastened and note that I’ve now lit the “No Stroking” light. All penises should be placed in the upright and stowed position.
