Attempt To Join Mile-High Club Leads To Arrest

Local Couple In Mile-High Mess Over Frisky Flight

If Americans can’t f*ck on a plane; than the terrorist have already one!!

I am sick and TIRED of all these Fucks on a plane!

wait a minute … no, I’m not.

Wow, I thought this kind of stuff only happened in porn movies.

Until now, the canonical incident of inappropriate behavior on an airplane was the guy who took a dump on a serving cart.

What’s really wild is when the Pizza Delivery Guy[sup]TM[/sup] shows up during the inflight movie.

For heaven’s sake, everyone knows that if you’re going to join the MHC, you need to do it discreetly: under a blanket in one of the rear rows in the middle of the night on a not entirely full transatlantic. (I would have recommended the St. John’s to London route before Air Canada shut it down.)

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Maybe it was the bok-chikka-wow-wow music being piped in over the plane’s speaker system.

Have already one fuck in a plane?

Nope; I recall a recent incident where a small plane crashed apparently because the two people on board were screwing, and left it on autopilot. Smart.