I just got a nice spam promising me “maestro gonads.”
Anyone else get spam making odd promises?
Bada da dada dada da da da
BOOM!
Bada da dada dada da da da
BOOM!
Mine are conducting that 1812 Overture cannon thingy!
I got one not too long ago that promised “week virgins.”
I guess virginity is dependent on the time of year. :rolleyes:
I got one promising mind-blowing organisms. I found that rather amusing.
Besides many for /I@GR@ and X/\N/\X… i have recently been getting a couple saying I (yes! I… ) could be a minister… :rolleyes:
I had one offering “adult deuterium”. Funny, I didn’t know deuterium even had a life cycle! I’d love to see the chrysalis stage, actually…
I got “make your dick as big as a pipe” once. I thought it was funny because it made me invision a pipe for smoking. Something a man most definately would not want his dick to resemble I would think.
I got one offering me LESSBBOS. I couldn’t figure out the acronym. 
Maybe they meant ‘adult Deuteronomium’, you know, the uncensured version of the book from the Bible?
Some people have to wear adult deuterium if they damage their sphincter by, you know, stuffing a gerbil in there.
Better than the “Nutcracker Suite”, OUCH!
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I get e-mails promising to “make your member larger” and “enlarge your johnson”. Guess they don’t really look at the names of who the e-mail addresses belong to, because I’m female, and therefore, don’t have a stem on my apple.
Well, I get breast enlargement spams.
And I’m seriously considering it.