Aniston GQ Cover. Wow.

I don’t have any particular feelings about her acting one way or the other, however I just saw her photo on the cover of GQ and yowza.

Depending where you work this might be NSFW; it’s a national magazine cover and not explicit (due to strategically placed limbs and necktie) but it’s mighty suggestive so use your best judgement.

I’m having me some lusty thoughts and it’s Friday so that’s a perfect way to start the weekend.

She has a pretty face.

There is something fundamentally wrong about the way her face looks. Distorted, out of place, something. Some combination of her expression, the lighting, the angle, and who knows what else makes it not look like her face. Add that to the fact that it doesn’t look like that face connects to the neck … actually, it almost looks like they took Stephen Colbert’s face and pasted it in.

It all pings my “that’s not right” sensor, uncanny valley style. Whatever composite or edited entity it is that appears in that photo, it ain’t human.

Don’t harsh my horny.

For the life of me I can’t see what you’re talking about. So she’s leaning her head towards the camera a bit and her long silky hair (yum) is hiding her neck. Everything looks quite properly put together.

Yeah, that’s a nice picture. But it doesn’t look like her face. She has a pretty distinctive face and the one on the cover doesn’t look like it.

ETA: Oops, sorry OP. I didn’t see your post until after I posted. Carry on.

ETA2: You aren’t done yet?!

Random photos of her:

http://local.content.compendiumblog.com/uploads/user/6ab5cc97-b618-4537-8cbb-19e6e510a540/56df7678-0393-4324-8c11-c5507798aee8/jennifer_aniston.jpg

I googled her name to come up with a sample photo and noticed that a lot of the “staged” ones she’s got a pleasant expression but not an open-mouthed smile, they look different.

And no, I intend to make this last a nice long time. I also bought a lottery ticket, a man’s got to have dreams :smiley:

Not as bad as the Ellen Page cover where she had more makeup on than Tammy Fae…

Oh yeah, you’re right. The second photo doesn’t look anything like the first, but if that’s her in the second one, it does look like the photo on the cover.

Good for you! Keep hope alive!

You never know. You might meet her look-alike at the place you bought your lottery ticket when you stop in to pick up your $$ millions.

I’ve never understood why Brad picked Angelina over her. :dubious:

All I can say is, Jaysus…

She’s America’s Sweetheart!

DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!

::Runs off sobbing::

I find her highly attractive.

Yup, I’m about as straight a female as you can get, but good Og that’s hawt!! And I agree that Brad was an idiot.

As Tina Fey said during an SNL skit . I don’t have the exact quote. If these people are tired of having sex with each other, what hope do any of us have?

It was over starting a family, rather than who looks hotter nekkid.

Her lips are the same color as her face. How weird is that?

Great azaleas of Bavaria, you’re absolutely right! It’s very, very weird.

Sorry to harsh the horny again, guys, but does nobody else find her looking way too skinny? Her waist, her wrists, her ankles–they’re kind of worrying me here.

I don’t know about that, but I daresay she has a manly chin in this photo, strikes me as somewhat of a tugboat hull of a chin. On inspection of some gooogly moogly images, maybe not so much a tugboat, but some kind of boat nonetheless.

And store-bought tits. Prefer my wimmens as God made 'em.

(go ahead and laugh at me as I cast Jennifer Anniston aside like a soiled glove. Even a fatboy has his standards.)