You know…
Tomorrow, when every newspaper headline in the country reads BRICK-WEILDING LUNATIC SLAYS COULTER, SELF, we’re all going to feel * p r e t t y* silly.
The Associated Press
WASHINGTON, Feb.3 – With baffling cries of “Gotcha Ya! Gotcha Ya!” an unidentified assailant burst through a croud of horrified onlookers early Wednesday night and proceeded to…
A no-nipple version of the Ann Coulter poster.
If you’re looking for the other version of that drawing, it’s not that hard to find – just go to the root URL, enter the store, and look for the “Ann Coulter Print.”
Well, all’s well that ends well. After a long and extremely animated confabulation which lasted entirely through the night, lovely Ann has elected to retire from writing and has taken a volunteer position as my Under Desk Assistant.
I apologize to now-directionless hyperconservatives everywhere, as they will temporarily have to masturbate while thinking of Bill O’Reilly. Ann informs me that as soon as one of the pawns of the Inner Circle steps down, another is forged in the fires of Hell. Soon enough, another shall stalk the earth in her stead.
Have a nice day, all.
Thanks, smartass.
The artist captured my artistic vision exactly, but improved significantly on my idea of what an SS uniform would have looked like. I would add some flinty old Dutch realism, or that new Japanese realism to what’s there. Boy, that’d be a poster. Throw in a couple of Fox anchorwomen…
