So could I.
But have the courts ruled that a child concieved in such a manner would be legally able to inherit anything? It’s not like the Crypt Keeper could give his consent.
Even if a man is raped he’s still liable for child support and any child resulting from that rape would still have inheritance rights.
Please don’t waste your youth and beauty on a monkey.
Not necessarily. There was a bitter court battle involving a divorced couple and frozen embroys. The ex-wife wanted to try to concieve using them and the ex-husband wanted them destroyed. I don’t know how the court case was settled, but it was very, very nasty.
Oh, I forgot to mention who it was who killed ANS. OJ Simpson. He was picked because of the similarities between the names and appearance of his late wife (who he also killed, in a ritual murder) and ANS.
Breaking news: Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead
So the leading “contenders” for paternity of the baby are Howard K. Stern, Larry Birkhead, Sean Factorum, J. Howard Marshall, and Frederick von Anhalt.
Clearly, this woman died of confusion.
I’m relieved that we’ve ruled out a virgin birth.
You must not have read the whole list:
You’re not kidding. They showed a clip during the True Hollywood Story and :eek:
You’re not kidding either. Once long ago when I had cable tv it was one late one night, I tried to watch it but eventually I had to switch to an infomercial.
I would be more worried about the monkey, if I were you. Waste seems to be my mantra.
Bwahahaha. I just got around to following the link, and the selection of review quotes on the dvd cover is hilarious.
Priceless.
You left out a few:
Richard Simmons 2007:1
Anne Heche: 792:1
Rosie O’Donnell: 19:1
The Donald: 2:1
And of course, Chuck Norris: 1:1
Maybe we should start a Danny Lynn paternity pool?
I would’ve thought Chuck’s odds were more like ∞:∞
There must be an oddsmaker somewhere who wants a CNRHK to the face.
At that time, he was the County Coroner. A position of great controversy and politicaling at the time. I remember asking him if he could tell more than if I was just alive. He said something like, “We’ll if you’re dead, that’ll keep you from joining. And I can tell if you’re dead.” (The exact exchange is lost in antiquity.)
They showed a little bit of “Over the Limit” (I think it was) and there her acting sucked plus she was in oversized clothes, so there wasn’t even a T&A aspect for people who go for that.
You know, ANS was the kind of celeb who is famous chiefly for being famous. All this media frenzy actually seems a fitting requiem for her.