Maybe commemorative jello molds 
You mean the old geezer or her first husband (who was Danny’s father)? Eww to either but if the child is the biological child of the old geezer then I could see ANS doing that to ensure her share of the $$.
Bizarre.
The Old Geezer. And the only thing that could be more bizarre is if Danny killed himself because HE was the baby’s father.
I stand corrected. :eek:
Now, I’ve been looking around a little, and I came across info I was inexplicably not aware of: ANS was not mentioned in the old man’s will. The son who died last year was. ANS and another relative brought suit on the basis that the inheriting son had verbally promised to split the money with them, but old Marshall left her nothing, officially.
For some reason, I had always thought it was the other way around. That she had inherited the bulk, and the relatives were angry and trying to get a piece of it.
If so, who’s left to take care of the little girl?
Since the ANS-death story broke, the cable news networks have mentioned it three to six times as often as the Iraq War.
God bless America!
Well, you know, how many different ways can you report the same story? (“This is a clusterfuck.”) The media must be thrilled to have something else to focus on.
Which coroner? CNN reports:
I wonder if she could have vomited up any of the residue that they would be looking for. That one tabloid report said that she choked on her own vomit, so if the nurse cleared it before trying to revive her, they’d have to test the towels and whatnot.
This stage is the most irritating of “unimportant but undeniably fascinating celebrity tragedy or trainwreck reporting”: the “There have been absolutely no new developments but be damned if we’re going to let that stop us from reporting on it to the exclusion of near all else anyway” (or, as Larry King calls this phase, “a career”).
I’m almost positive that the *Collect Uncontestable Money with Rich Aged Geezer Sperm (CUMRAGS) * plot was on an episode of ER (a comparatively young widow taking a sample from her dying ancient husband to impregnate herself and ensure a spot in his will). I wonder if her half-sister (who had almost no relationship with her famous relative; ANS was famously estranged from her family and with good reason from the looks of it) got the idea from there.
I loved what my future husband Anderson Cooper said about Prince Frederick von ZsaZsa’s comments:
The Prince (by adoption- he paid a penniless old princess to adopt him and he sells titles to others the same way- apparently German nobility is something like Amway) also was gentlemanly enough to speculate that there could be another 20 or 30 guys with claims to the kid. Sigh.
I’ve said for years that I thought ANS deserved money from her husband’s estate, but now more than ever. With the baby it’s possible that the money won’t be spent on commemorative plates and hangers-on and Lear Jets to get fried chicken “from that place in Texarkana…” and the like. I don’t understand why the Marshall family won’t just cough up a settlement. (Of course with no other image to go on I’m imagining Pierce Marshall’s widow as Lucille Bluth which may explain some of it, along with the fact there’s bad blood in the family from the old man’s quite intentional disinheritance of two of his kids for trying to go against him in a takeover of Koch.)
So you’re the father!
Regards,
Shodan
You are correct sir. Jumped him right on the exam table, she did.
There’s only one way to decide who the child’s true father is.
REALITY SHOW!
Maury Povich can either host or star as King Solomon.
So my odds:
Larry Birkhead, photographer 1:1
David Crosby, celebrity spermographer 2:1
Larry King, necromancer 70:1
Daniel Smith, deceased son 132:1
Howard Marshall, deceased geezer 109:1
Prince Frederick von Anhalt-Zsa-Zsa, golddigger 12:1
Howard K. Stern, attorney 30:1
Howard Stern, the shock-jock 320:1
Jimmy “JJ” Walker (or perhaps the guy who played ‘Bookman’, the source wasn’t exactly clear- just said “last season of Good Times and not Michael”) 204:1
George Takei 1090:1
The 1927 Thundering Herd Football Team 8:1
Anna Nicole Smith (in a hermaphroditic love fest) 4:1
Kimmy 390:1
Bobby Trendy 50:1
Leslie Nielsen 400:1
Betty White 800:1
No, they’d have found stuff in her lungs. Coroner said that was definitely not the cause of death.
I definitely remember that plot from an episode of Law & Order: SVU.
Sam, I like your odds… 
Yeah, that’s class… “Ve vill not speak ill of ze dead. Even if she var eine totalskankslutwhorepsychoschwantzbeast, as ve say am Deutsch.” How noble.
OTOH the wway that when someone suggested the son, I was entirely un-ewwed by the idea, tells me my expectations of humanity have really fallen low…
And count me among those who find no fault or evil in the pairing of rich old geezer and loose young hottie. Heck, I even find that combination refreshingly honest 
I think back when she married rich geezer people looked down on it because they figured she was forfeiting her potential for the bucks but then after the public got to know her a bit better we all realized she could marry a monkey for all it mattered.
Just checking…she’s still dead, right?
Sampiro, I’ll take Betty White at 800:1
“I’m getting better!”