I’m going to need a bigger TV, then. 
Wait a second, I’m gay. Then again, ANS never ceases to both amuse and perplex me.
Remember that video of her drunk crashing a Bar Mitzvah? 
- s.e.
Is that the one where she was singing on stage and actually had to physically restrain her warheads from whanging about?
When she posed in Playboy, she was already at least 50% artificial (by weight, contents may settle during shipping).
The best thing about this upcoming reality TV show is watching her waking up in the morning and seeing the disappointment in her face that she’s still Anna Nicole Smith. On the other hand, there’s no doubt that lucky TV viewers eagerly anticipating her television debut will be watching her biggest hit.
Er… sorry, typo. I meant biggest tit.
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