Anna, the microphone, and her titties.
The links didn’t go anywhere. Maybe it’s me, but just in case I figured I’d mention it.
They work for me. Maybe it’s a local PC thing. :smack:
Anyway, the two best ones can be found here and elsewhere on the Anna Nicole site.
“She’s so outrageous!”
[Outrageous: going beyond all standards of what is right or decent; deficient in propriety or good taste.—Merriam Webster’s Collegiate Dictionary, 10th ed.]
scott, I’m starting to wonder if perhaps you have a novelty crush on Anna Nicole-you’re always talking about her! Now c’mon, admit it, you’re really her manager and you’re trying to promote her!
You have to be a member of E! to view it. Oh well.
I could view them just fine, and I’m not a member.
Having said that: what the FUCK? They air this?
Gimme the Prince of Darkness anyday. What a complete tool.
Coldie, that’s Prince of FUCKING Darkness.
What the hell is this chick on?
Candle wax, I think.
As someone who doesn’t have E! and is finally seeing this for the first time, just let me say, ‘Holy shit!’ She is one messed up little caba…can…canabana girl.
Thank, you scott.
Out of curiosity, does she ever sleep, or is the proper term ‘pass out’?
I hope you all know that this footage will be used by the aliens to justify wiping us all out.
The Osbournes is one of my favorite shows, but this is just…sad. Ozzie knows his life was slightly excessive, knows he still parties too much, but doesn’t really care what people think of him, and truly believes he’s a good parent, it not a good role model. Plus, he’s basically laughing at himself.
Anna is not laughing at herself - I don’t even think she realizes how gone she is, and it’s painful. I really feel sorry for her kid. I think alot of people at that network have alot to answer for.
Next stop for Anna: Low-budget porn, then “behind-the-dumpster” blow-jobs, then tragicly found dead in the trunk of a stolen car.
I figure about 2 years for this all to come to pass. Any takers? 
Damn! I have forgotten to not become drunken again!
Dooku, this is my personal, non legal opinion. I think that Anna Nicole is an adult who can make her own choices. She wants to get blasted on whatever it is she’s on, then she can go ahead and do it. If (and I do mean if) E! had her sign the contract while she was sober and mentally competant to do so, then I see no problem with the show. I mean, we can look at it as the network taking advantage of her, but she really brought it upon herself.
If she was drugged out while signing the contract…well…there’s a different story altogether.
Either way, the clips have affirmed what I already decided: no way in hell I’m watching that show.
Is it just me, or do these clips resemble some sort of Bizarro world "Kids Say the Darndest Things?"
“Oops! Watch Little Annie struggle with her microphone as a dazed and confused Art Linkletter looks on!”
“Can the 'Cos keep up with Little Annie as they discuss realty?”
[sup]Or should that be reality??[/sup]
“Little Annie interprets popular children’s tales in a hilarious fashion! First victim: Little Bo Peep!”
Point taken Enderw24. I just feel so ashamed while watching it, and I don’t know why - or even who’s fault it is.
(Although, point the cameras on me at certain times of the week, or certain camping weekends, or certain Vegas trips, and you’ve got The Dooku Show and it’d be just as gruesome).
I gotta defend Anna Nicole here. Seems like we’ve had quite the influx of Anna poo-pooers since her new show started. I love Anna. I think part of her charm is her fucked-upness. Sort of lost, stupid, ridiculously rich, and obviously has some good connections - she looks high constantly. She needs me to help take care of her money, make sure her lipstick isn’t smudged, and keep that spot between her enormous tits warm at night with my face.
She seems sober during the part of the show where she’s sitting outside talking to the camera. And she’s a lot more attractive with all that crap scrubbed off her face, and her non-costumy clothes.
If this show were about a non-celebrity, the mental health authorities would be all over E! like skank on Brittany Spears.
So terribly sad.
Wow, this is sad. She’s definately wasted in these clips. Holy crap, what a sad sight.
She’s Bill the Cat incarnate!