Does anyone think this is starting to sound like that old game show, “To Tell The Truth”?
[QUOTE=Sunrazor]
You’re not the only one – a few of us missed that tuna boat, apparently. But take heart – there’s still Paris, and I understand Britany just got dumped, so she may be looking for some comfort. There’s plenty of opportunity to father bastards by vacuous rich blondes.
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Um. Slight plot hole. None of you are billionaires.
Plop. Plop. Plop.
(sound of bubbles bursting)
[QUOTE=Quiddity Glomfuster]
Um. Slight plot hole. None of you are billionaires.
Plop. Plop. Plop.
(sound of bubbles bursting)
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Hey, I could give those gals the most exciting 30 seconds of their lives. 45 seconds if I dine on oysters… 
[QUOTE=Quiddity Glomfuster]
Um. Slight plot hole. None of you are billionaires.
Plop. Plop. Plop.
(sound of bubbles bursting)
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I don’t recall K-Fed being a billionaire. I doubt all of Paris’ lovers have been in her income bracket.
Nah, its like the Lauren Bacall movie “How to Marry a Millionaire.” Right place, right time. Right place and time might mean hanging out at rehab clinics, but hey…
I am Spartacus, Brian, AND the father of Anna Nicole’s baby!