Gotcha Ya!
Shirley, Great idea! Must find some "U"s.
Doug
I think the churches should go with signs like this:
“Hey, our guess is as good as yours”
“We promise not to screw your children”
“You probably aren’t doing anything on Sunday mornings anyway”
“Be like the rest and hedge your bets”
Ironically, I’d probably go to a church that had signs like these. If ya gotta talk about God, then do it with a sense of humour damn it.
Buliwyf
From the not-clear-on-the-concept files:
"Who's your Daddy?
Our Father."Back in college, we made a midnight raid on a rather smarmy billboard that read “Jesus is Lord of Knoxville.” We got some black spray paint and changed the capital L to a capital B. Yeah, I know, the spelling isn’t right, but it still got the message across. I can still remember being struck by a severe case of the giggles whenever a car drove by while we were up on each others’ shoulders doing the alterations.
heck, I am not Lutheran, and find it hilarious.
The most offensive ones are the messages that claim to be quotes from God. I don’t know about God, but I’d certainly be pissed if people were making up quotes attributed to me that I never actually said.
Wouldn’t that be “Taking the Lord’s Name in Vain?”
“I’ve Got What You Need” makes it sound like they’re selling drugs
“Satan Divides and Subtracts; God Multiplies And Multiplies”
Like Tribbles? Does this mean you shouldn’t spill water on the Lord? What if you feed Him after midnight?
And, I kid you not, “Jesus Is Your Spiritual Chiropractor”
So, he pokes and twists your soul a little, charges you $70, then tells you to come back every two weeks? Oh, right…every Sunday.
“Don’t get burned. Use Sonblock.”
The only church slogan I’ve seen that I ofund offensive is the one that’s on billboards all over the one horse town I live in: “Jesus is LORD over Alvin”
Really? I didn’t vote for him. Maybe I should move ot Pearland or Angleton, where Jesus apparentily has no jurisdiction.
Could be some sort of Stairway to Heaven reference too.