Yeah, but the title’s misleading – there ain’t a whole lotta sin in that comic… I wanna see Slick get it on!
According to evolution Man is just an improved Ape. According to creation Man is just improved Dirt.
You know those stickers of Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes pissing on a Ford / Dodge / Chevy logo? I saw one recently of Calvin kneeling in prayer in front of a cross - same exact style and everything.
Were they trying to say that the other ones denoted sinners? Is urinating a sin? I pondered that for at least two full minutes, lemme tell ya.
That’s freakin’ hysterical. Gave my keyboard a nice dietcoke bath with that one…
I’m waiting for the one with Calvin pissing on the cross.
From what I’ve heard, Watterson won’t license C&H for anything. So much for "thou shalt not steal’, right?
If this has changed, I’d love to know. I’ve got a few ideas of my own. muhahahaha…
I have a picture bumper sticker of a Darwin fish humping the Jesus fish.
Now that’s funny!
Yes, I remember when you first posted to the message board. Sorry I was not the one to greet you instead of the dicks that did.
Here’s one I saw recently.
Jesus loves you but everyone else thinks you’re and asshole.
“If the Rapture were tomorrow…
… Can I have your car?”
Esprix’s OP reminds me of the lyric:
I’d love to see a bumper sticker of a “De-Evolution” fish wearing an energy dome.
There is a van that I see regularly that has the following two stickers:
In case of rapture, this car will be unmanned and
God said it, I believe it, That settles it
I’ve actually considered rear-ending it just so I can meet the driver.
My other favorite is
Elect Jesus King of Your Life
which is wrong on so many levels…
I consider this thread somewhat redundant, in that all bumperstickers are by definition stupid.
Our family tradition for “maximumly offensive bumper sticker” is:
Nuke the unborn gay whales for Jesus.
Although it was better back in the 80’s when most of those issues where more prominent.
I’ve seen most of these annoying creationist bumper stickers. However, on Friday, I spotted an evolution sticker I haven’t seen before-- “Darwin Loves You.”