Me too 
So, did he have anything to say? Did he trot out his wife to stand by her man? Or is no one really interested, lol.
Maybe, but Scylla does have one of the better senses of humour on the boards.
No need to be confused. We all know you lean to the right.
(Of Charybdis.)
Wait a second, no knob job and she arrested him anyway? That’s cold.
I think Charlie Sheen explained it quite well (quoted from memory): “I don’t pay them to come to my house, I pay them to go away in the morning.”
A one-night fling is much more likely to end up calling you time and again or going to the talkies than a pro.
Don’t forget the advantage of not coming home to a rabbit boiling on your stove.
What, I should eat it raw?!
Scum.