Why are all of the hot guys either straight (like Tripler) and/or across the Atlantic (like kellner)? (Wie geht’s Ihnen? 
I have some pics. Here’s the most recent one of me, where I’m showing off my fabulous new glasses. Ph0t0buck3t!!1 Don’t worry. I do have a chin. (stupid cameraphone grumble grumble)
“Write a wise saying and your name will live forever.” ~ Anonymous ~
This is my teeming millions page
I think I was cuter as a wee babe. 
LOL. Even without the hair.
Jennifer*
My standard picture, courtesy webcam.
The picture that got the ladies hot & bothered last time around… 
Life is that your recent fancy-schmancy dress that you scored for a few bucks?
Very Nice, even if you paid more
Yes, ma’am, only $19.91 at my local thrift. How freekin’ cool is THAT, I ask you??
That’s right, I participate in these threads now. I hope you don’t think me too forward, since I’ve only been a member here four years.
cuauhtemoc, the myspace profile.
LilCutie, you were a beautiful baby, but Baby, look at you now! More like LilHottie if you ask me.
And catsix, I hate to admit it, but you’re pretty damn cute. :embarrassed
Er, I mean “:o”.
Man, there sure are some fine looking ladies posting her, and not a one of them near me. 
Here’s a pic of me taken after a very long road trip over a short period of time. I will not be held responsible for any damage to your monitor by your clicking on that link.
Tuckerfan , your disclaimer comes after the opportunity to click the link, by which time I can’t read the disclaimer! Possibly if you pay my subscription fees for the next ten years or so I won’t have to take your ass to court.
Good day.
Hey, I got an error message when I clicked on yours, so I think that makes us even.
This is a pretty quintessential picture of mineownself. My hair is considerably shorter now, however. It’s disorienting to no longer feel like a dirty hippie.
What else does I got? Well, I enjoy cigars, beer, and being all red in a smokey room. I’m a very simple creature.
You should definitely work the “all red in a smokey room” vibe for all it’s worth. It suits you remarkably well. Maybe throw a Red-Alert Cigar Party?
Ah, finally! The first Photo Thread after I set up my PhotoBucket account.
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So you doing anything Sunday night?
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