hey, I’m definitely not above one of those yeeeeee-haws 
and damn, now that I’ve just finished looking through this monolith of a thread, I must say…
this place is hiding some damn fine young men.
half of you are gay, too, fuckers. 
eyes you through the coke-bottle lenses, giggles
We are certainly all entitled to our opinion.
And IMHO, most of the pictures I saw in this thread were adorable, men and women. I am bi, so if I have offended any straight women or gay men, I apologize in advance. 
vainly browses through the thread in vain in hopes that someone new has flirted with him
Nobody? Phooey.
retreats back under his bridge
(P.S. nevermore is sex-ay.)
::::kneels down::::
Marry me?
Sorry about that. I would scoop you up in a hurry if I were straight.
Have you any idea what that mental picture does for me?
Ummm, you might have to ask my boyfriend for permission.
Actually, in all honesty, no.
blinks innocently
Do tell.
Oh, so you do know what it does for me.
Hey, I’m flexible and willing to share! Alternate weekends is fine with me! (At my age I can’t afford to be too picky. )
This would be me
Except that as of 12:30pm today, due to a fund-raising drive for Kids with Cancer, I have now blonde (almost white) hair & have been voted “Person-most Likely to be mistaken for a Bond Villan” by my work-mates. 
You make yourself sound as if your old. I saw your pic and you look to be around my age and that is by no means old.
Of course, I will be saying that when I am 90, too.
I’m ok with that. As long as they are out of the picture I have a 50% greater chance
You have a very nice smile.
Aw, hell with it. As long as I posted my “dorky childhood pics” in that thread, I might as well post the best current one too. (I’m notoriously unphotogenic, but for this one I had my mom take a jillion pics, since we were all dressed up, to try to get at least one decent shot.)
Having searched all 18 pages of this thread for my screen name (to make sure I hadn’t already posted here), I figure it’s time yet again to drag out the most recent picture.
[sub]There. That should kill this thread.[/sub]
We need a full-body pic so we can imagine you running nekkid through the thread.
No such photograph exists.[sub]I had them all burned.[/sub]
It is currently possibly to find out about half the nude running, though.
…And?
Do I have to ask for it? Very well, then.
PLEASE!
I’m pushing forty. Man, it’s starting to hurt to say that.