Jeez, you’re the second person who talks like they’re about to fall into their graves because they’re pushing 40.
:: comes up behind **Tuckerfan ** and pushes ::Watch out, Grandpa! Outtta my way! 
:::Swiftly moves to one side and watches Anaamika go sprawling on the ground::: “Age and guile beat youth, innocence, and a bad haircut.” PJ O’Rourke.
Check your listed email.
:: from floor ::
See, you’re not so old! I know how to beat you, though, but I’ll refrain.
Meanie! It’s been a long time since I’ve gotten a good beating from a beautiful woman.
Well, I refrained because you’re *way * too old for me. Geezer.
:: d&r ::
I got yer “geezer” right here, missy! Now come back here, and I’ll treat you to the best game of “Who’s your daddy?” you’ve ever played. 
…Catch me, and I’ll consider it.
Consider it? Consider it? Consider it? My dear, when I catch you, you’ll be begging me not to stop! Now, just let me lick my eyebrows before I get a running start. . . .
Grandpa, you need to calm down. If you keep ranting and raving like that, you’ll have a heart attack and keel over dead.
If I die in the saddle, I’ll be the envy of every man. 
I know there was a cameraman around here somewhere. I’ll be providing the commentary on this little escapade.
Tuckerfan chasing Anaamika? I think I had a dream like this once.
This was taken after I got married. I look a bit frazzled! Me
Hm, so much for my picture posting ability. Sorry about that!
tease!!
I am pushing…uhhh…25…yeah…that’s it.
Is really pushing 35, but doesn’t want anyone to know. :eek:
Trying it again!
Hey, waitaminute, can you guys do that? I mean, because if it was okay, then shouldn’t someone have started a “You show me yours and I’ll show you mine” thread, where Dopers are emailing nekkid pictures of themselves back and forth? I’m all for this, BTW, and I promise not to tell any mods, so long as I get some hot nekkid photos from the Doper wimmins.
Well, we did…
Was it good for you, Anaamika?
This is one of those threads I’ve been meaning to post in for awhile, but never got around to it. I guess since tomndebb is telling me to get over here to be ‘checked out’, I’ll go ahead and post.
Bridal pic (all dolled up, so this isn’t really what I look like): About six months ago
Badly sized pic with my husband at my brother’s wedding (who looks like he’s wearing makeup, but he really isn’t!): E. and Mr. E
E.