It’s right there in front of you! Jeez! Where is Fenris? Do I have to run this place all by myself?! I mean, he should be checking in real soon. 
Lisa Ann, please feed the hamsters before the board goes down again! :eek:
feed the hamsters?
feed the hamsters?
why, why, you’re Brilliant, Poly!!!
I’ve been giving them leftover test cakes, but they keep throwing up. 
Fenris vanished a good two weeks ago. His last post was April 19th.
He’ll be back any time now. Yup.
there are times when real life and/or other issues may mean some one doesn’t post for a while, but he didn’t
‘vanish’. (stopping self before she gets into a cleaning product punfest)
Leechbabe arrives late as usual but wishes to offer her services to Cecil II if and when he returns.
What can I offer??? Hmmm well I’m good at sucking
so perhaps I could be the cleaning lady and start vacuuming - just look at this mess. Honestly it’s called a rubbish bin for a reason people!
Wasn’t so hard. All I had to do was bribe the Assassins’ source of crack to…ah…forget a few deliveries. While your boys were in painful withdrawal, Arnold and I simply sauntered on out of their grip.
Really, Arwen, if you’re going to be serious about this, you must get better help.
In the meantime, my training of the hamster double-agents continues…MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
What is this “real life” of which you speak? The SDMB entity known as Fenris has indeed vanished. I suspect he was “disappeared” for his blasphemous impertinence.
don’t look now, but he’s back 
Yes, I saw that shortly after I posted. He will probably claim to have been off doing something in “real life,” when actually he was chained in a basement somewhere, only having escaped by bribing the guards with chocolate.
Okay, I’m back early.*
Waitaminute…
NOBODY FED THE HAMSTERS? What is wrong with you people? Geezoos Kristos, all you had to do was drop some pellets in the chute, change the shredded paper in the tray, and grease the wheel. Is that so hard? Dangit, Jerry is gonna kill me.
I don’t even want to think about what Fenris is going to say when he finally checks in again.
Man, I am so dead.
*[sub]I missed the plane, because I’m a :wally[/sub]
ahem I think we can keep Jerry off your back for awhile with a tour of the Basement Labyrinth, at least until you can get those hamsters up and running again (blame the blip on Atreyu’s unionization), but you’ve gotta hurry!
I don’t think we have to worry about Fenris coming back before we get everything back together…I think he’s already uber-busy with his duties! He’s been jet-setting around, representing Cecil, and doesn’t have time to check in too often anymore. We’ll have plenty of time to get everything back in order… [sub]I hope…[/sub]
You know, it’s typical.
Get somebody recognized as famous and honored in his own time, and what does he do but vanish.
Look at how seldom Cecil Adams posts, and once Fenris became Cecil II, he’s all but vanished from the boards.
(I’d get into historical examples, but somebody’d say the thread belonged in Great Debates.)
Typical…
Hey, Poly! That hurts.
I’ve been off consoldating my power in my bid for Replacement Cecil, and ye of little faith just assume I’ve left?
I expected better of you 
Fenris, hurt. Deeply hurt.
Oh poor Fenris / Cecil II, let Leechbabe kiss your ouchy better
Master! Welcome home!
Nice to see you again Fenris, I mean Cecil II, sir.
Everything is fine around here. Yup. Just fine. No problems.
Just ignore the mess in the basement. Lisa Ann and Polycarp forgot to coordinate the clean-up crew with the garbage removal. Yup. It was them. I had nothing to do with it.
So, how do you like the new, young, energetic hamsters? They were my idea, you know.
I’ve been doing a good job, I swear.
Exgineer - Loyally Minioning for Fenris, Cecil II Since Sometime Last Month. It Seems To Be Taking Forever.
T’wasn’t the humble cleaning ladies fault honest, I did my best but the hamsters that got replaced have organised a sit-in in the basement.
Seem’s they want a better severance package and they are gonna continue to cause havoc until they get it.
Leechbabe who is happy to serve Fenris aka Cecil II in any capacity needed - even if it means cleaning the toilets!