Ruck up troops, we’ve got a mission!
Alright, we’ll need to accomplish the following tasks:
Johnson! Get to the store and buy as much beer and shovels as your truck will carry!
Corporal Alphabet! Off to the supermarket and buy some “real” bacon, I’m not eating that silly round ham-like stuff they call bacon while in their “country”.
Sgt. McCullough! You have the ahem really cough cough hard job here. Gather up a lot of women and a razor. Now, shave the women. Women without extraneous body hair shall be our secret weapon. We’ll completely incapacitate the Canadian men by introducing this new species into their habitat.
I’ll be busy recording “Hockey Night in Canada” for re-broadcast use as a diversion.
Maj. MeanJoe
KGC…
KFC…
Coincidence? I think not!
Heyheyhey, you Yanks kick our loyalist butt up here, and we’re not supposed to feel even a little sympathy for your rebellious South?
MeanJoe’s post is reminicent of South Park’s B.L.U.
Don’t make us bomb the Baldwins. 
Bomb the Baldwins, oh, don’t worry, they can bomb on their own just fine.
You know you’re pretty bad when the Canadians AND the South don’t like you!