And this time it ain’t Brittany’s.
Assuming this isn’t a false report. These days you never know.
I heard it on the radio on the ride home from work. I think the DJ cited OK magazine.
Sucks for her and she has my sympathy.
Jesus. 16? Fuck.
But we’re not supposed to call them white trash, right?
Someone should do a case study on the Spears family.
She is kind of hot. After the next couple of years, I would do her. I am supportive because she is a good Louisiana kid like I was once. Louisiana grows people up quicker than in other places. She is a lot older than 16 in dog years. I just hope the boyfriend and his mother have the room to take custody of the little tot when the legal situation grows foul.
Her boyfriend seriously looks like the coolest dude in the planet, with those badass sunglasses and Abercrombie shirt. Seriously.
I should add that the Spears family chose this path on their own when they named their daughter the double name “Jamie Lynn”. There is no way you came name your daughter that and not fully expect a pregnancy ages 14 - 17 (+/- 1 year). Please, there is even a Jamie Lynn porn star trying to outdo her with the name.
Best quote of the article:
“She’s never late for her curfew. I was in shock. I mean, this is my 16-year-old baby”
Yeah because teens can’t bang in the back of a pick-up truck at 3 in the afternoon.
I hope she saved some money from the Zoey 101 gig, because she’s not gonna see a Season 5.
Better late for your curfew than your period. 
Oh, come on. They can work a baby into the show. I guarantee that a “very special” episode showing a pseudo-documentary of the birth would get good ratings. If you let viewers phone in to vote on the name, they could pull in enough coin to secure the kid a scholarship to community college.
Spears you can. It’s what the Founding Fathers intended.
“Caucasians abiding in transportable domiciles.”
(I can’t remember the poster who originated this, sorry.)
Wow…what the hell is going on when you’re forced to say that Britney was the responsible one? At least she waited until she was in her twenties and married before she started pumping them out.
At this rate, Jamie Lynn’ll be shaving her head after the new year.
What’s a long-time boyfriend when you’re 16? Have they been going steady since winter formal or does this relationship date all the way back to middle school?
anyone figure out the likely state of conception? and age of consent?Isn’t mom spears working on a book about raising children?
i I smell best seller !
She was reported as being pregnant back in July, too. That didn’t turn out to be true, so I’m not sure how much weight I’d give this new rumor.
Let’s hope that the AP is more reliable than the National Enquirer. Doing the math, they were a few months off if she is 12 weeks along. Hmmm, seems the Enquirer really can tell the future.
This really bums me out. Michaela used to love watching Zoey 101.
It has been confirmed by everyone from Ok!, to her mother’s publisher (see, mom was going to come out with a parenting book in the next year, but now that is on hold), to Jamie Lynn’s bosses over at Nickolodeon:
Oh, from the boy’s grandmother:
Apparently, Britney didn’t know and is freaking out. Supposedly, she personally called Ok! magazine, trying to get details (her mother wont speak to her and Jamie Lynn isn’t allowed to talk to Britney).