This is true. However, it must also be said, that a day that includes a bad blowjob is still a pretty good day.
My own experience is limited to my Lady wife, and I must admit that there was a learning curve involved (on both our parts). I can honestly say that my present level of satisfaction is several orders of magnitude higher than when we first met, mostly due to good communication. Now, I can say that she is incredible at it, and the only time I’ve had an ‘interview’ lately has been when we are both exhausted, and we want to get to the ‘main event’ before we pass out.
Enthusiasm is the key, I think, as well as not getting too rough.
big balls. small mouth. And a sudden and with out warning suck that felt as if she were trying to vacuum pack my penis and my belly button into the sack with my gonads…
In my experience - no bad bj’s. Of course there are varying dgrees of pleasure - from incedible to unbelievably incredible. I agree with whoever said that the woman should lick the ‘glans’ (which I also think is called the ‘frenulum’).
One absolutely, positive, sure-fire way a woman can increase the pleasure of a bj requires NO practice NO extra effort and very little preparation - be totally naked from head to toe. I mean WOW - there’s instant stimulation right there before she even starts !!!
I trust any women I now encounter will have read this posting.
I am always surprised to learn that there are some women out there who don’t enjoy giving a blow job at all. It revvs me up somethin’ fierce! It took me a few times to figure out what I was doing but through some energetic instruction, I learned how to please.
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How many ladies are willing to lick beyond the ball area? I’m talking below and behind. Now, think in terms of just-out-of-the-shower clean, ladies, not just home from a long, hot day of construction in 110 heat. My SO surprised me once just out of the bath with this lil’ maneuver and WOW! He is the first guy I’ve ever really had who wanted to explore and also the first guy I’ve reciprocated on. Cleaniness IS next to Godliness!
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Speaking of size, why on earth do so many men get goofy over women with tiny mouths? Seems to counter overwhelming majority’s opinion here. I’ve known two women who’s mouths were too small to comfortably “take it in”.
Quite true. That brings up another peeve of mine. When was the last time any girl said “Sure I’ll put it in my mouth, just wash it first.”?
Most girls don’t even think twice. That same girl, 9 times out of 10 would be horrified if you admitted to taking a piss without washing your hands.
The obligatory joke:
A marine and a sailor are pissing next to each other in a restroom. The marine finishes first and starts to leave. The sailor says “In the Navy, they teach us to wash our hands after we urinate.” The marine replies, “In the Marines, they teach us not to piss on our hands.”