Not too long ago, my husband told me that I gave him a blowjob that “wasn’t the greatest”. But, he said it wasn’t my fault, he said he was so incredibly stressed that he couldn’t enjoy anything at that time.
We were just talking about this at the beach. One of my male friends said he didn’t like what he called, “Soccer Head.” That’s where the blowjob giver pretty much just concentrates on the head and is too shy to use any hands or anything. As if use of hands is against the rules.
I thought that was pretty funny. But sitting on my towel in the blistering sun on a Florida beach with three gay males and two straight ones… I learned A LOT about blow jobs that day.
No, I’m not divulging any secrets.
Okay, just one. To prevent gagging… breathe through your nose. It helps.
Where do I sign up?
The posters so far have done a pretty good job of explaining why a blowjob can be not particularly pleasurable – teeth, no enthusiasm, no rhythm, no hands, no tongue, interview only, etc.
Therefore it is obvious that there is such a thing as a bad blowjob.
My personal experiences have been disappointing. I’ve only had one good one in my entire life. So much for my choice of partners, huh? :rolleyes: Part of the problem is, ummm, my size. Obviously length isn’t an issue with a BJ, but girth can be. Length can be a problem with intercourse though. (I don’t say this to brag because it causes more problems than it resolves. Being large can be limiting.)
So is there anybody out there who, whilst reading this type of post, sees “TMI” and says, “Golly, I better stop reading!”? Not me.
[singing]
You picked a fine to blow me, Lucille…
I’ve had some good jobs,
I’ve had some bad jobs,
but this time the teethmarks won’t heal…
You picked a fine to blow me, Lucille…
[/singing]
re: the OP, all blow jobs are yucky and icky and a total turn-off.
Different strokes and all that jazz.
I’ve received head from two different girls. One had no idea what she was doing. The other did. The difference was very noticable.
I’m only responding in the interest of educating the populace. This is very important. Guys I highly recommend you put down any drinks you happen to be holding.
Some of the best blow jobs I’ve ever had included the occasional light lick on the balls. I highly reccomend this, however, however, do not, do not, DO NOT SUCK THE BALLS INTO YOUR MOUTH!!! I swear, I think it took me a week to recover from that. In case you’re wondering, imagine getting kicked in the nuts at peak excitement.
Oh, ho…hang on… go back to the “they” part!
Ever read The World According To Garp?
Dude, you are so wrong on this one.
So very, very wrong.
Indeed. Go back to my first post in this thread. This is one of the things the girl who knew what she was doing did.
Obviously I didn’t come off clearly. There’s nothing wrong with sucking on them, what I mean is actually sucking them into the mouth like spaghetti.
This has to be way WAY up there on the list of unusual conversations.
I have been laughing at this typo for about 5 minutes now.
Yes, sometimes. Like when what I really wanted was some humping. I happen to really like “old fashioned” face-to-face", well prepared (foreplay) car-in-the-garage lovin’ sometimes.
My old GF would only come when blowing me. Every man’s dream, right? :dubious:
Peace,
mangeorge
Another one of those posts that just makes you laugh out loud. I’ve often wondered how often that happened. It’s inevitable. My first BJ was also her first and being young there was considerable pressure built up. Fortunately I didn’t see lunch but it wasn’t too far off.
Haha, yeah that might have been the inspiration for Van Halen’s “Finish What Ya Started”.
“Come on baby, finish what you started
I’m incomplete
That ain’t no way to treat the broken hearted
Come on and finish meeee!”
“Suck, Martha, suck, blow is just an expression!”
Personally, I prefer little sucking, no more than you would apply to a lollipop, and that only to keep the saliva (and other fluids) from getting out of control.
Rhythym ain’t no big deal, IMHO, but eye contact can sure help speed things along.
And spit vs. swallow - hey, at that point, who cares?
Oh, one other thought, after I come, please stop and let him rest a few minutes. We’re not like women, we can’t just keep on going like the energizer bunny (well, once we pass our early 20s at least).