congrats guys! wish i could come to the virtual wedding but i have to sell my soul back to the company.
Congrats, Gunslinger and racinchikki. May your posts overflow with happiness, and may your ISPs never separate you.
Hypergirl, Asianmagik, MysterEcks, thank you for your congratulations!
Zoggie, yes Ja-heffie does. I think that’s what he was modeled after.
Gun, any ideas for our honeymoon?
What the…?
HERETIC! BURN THE INFIDEL!
Take her to Ho Chi Minh Palace, Gunslinger!
Sounds great to me! 
Oh you guys. You are too cute for words already.
Who’s going to be your priest? And Oh, what kind of cake will we have? Evil disgusting cake, or good fluffy chocolate cake?
Hmmm… evil disgusting cake… the kind with teeth that bite and claws that catch?? No no no. Pretty pretty big white-frosted cake with tiers and half the tiers are chocolate cake and the rest are gold cake. Best way to do it so everybody gets their favorite kind of cake. And the top and bottom have to be gold (of course it’s an odd number of layers) because I can’t remember which one the bride and groom cut together and chocolate cake would messier than gold when smeared on Gunnybaby’s face.
Nail me to a barn, that’s a lot of run-ons, isn’t it?
Oh good, because I have been bitten by one cake too many and numerous quiches throughout my life. Still, cakes are just misunderstood IMO.
Oh and I’m still virtually shopping for the wedding gift! Did you see the one I got Crunchy and Lilbit? If you liked it, perhaps i’ll buy yours from the same store…
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=41575&pagenumber=3
Here’s where it is…
Oooh, a Satanic toaster? Does it burn little "666"s into every slice of toast? I did a short film on that precise theme for my Filmmaking class last year! It was called “There’s Something Terribly Wrong With This Toaster” and it started my foster brother and a toaster I found at a yard sale… the stills from it are around somewhere…
Satanic kitchen implements are pretty neat, especially if they do tricks like the 666-toast. I don’t know how Gun feels about possessed cookery…
Hey wow, I would really like to see that film. The Satanic Toaster I bought…well, the guy who sold it to me said it warped Pop Tarts and that it cackled late at night. Perhaps it imprints 666s into pieces of bread too…that would be quaint.
Gunslinger is a guy…he probably doesn’t care. I’ll find something very…ah, creative for you guys.
You’re probably right, but he might oppose the possession on general principles. Not that he’d notice, I like to cook, so he wouldn’t be in the kitchen that often anyway most likely.
Hmmm…demon-inhabited appliances do have a certain charm…
ooh, our first simulpost. And so you agree with me on the demon! goody!
I love you. 
I love you too honey.
My best friend (she’s signing up as I type, mechanichik she’ll be I think) is jealous that she doesn’t get to be the maid of honor… is it possible to have TWO? Co-maids, as it were? Or could she wear a tux and be best man?
Hmmm…kinky…fine with me.
I’m working on getting her in here right now. I’m having to act as her tech support; we got her set up in #straightdope but I’m not sure our mIRC things are workin. She’s on her way over here now. I’m hoping to Dopeacize her completely…
ha HA! I get to be the best man!! (even though I wanted to be the maid of honor) thats so cool. as long as I dont have to wear a stupid pimp-like get up, Im fine with being the best man, even though Ive never actually met the groom… oh well.
by the way, hi, my name is Sara, and I hope I dont screw anything up.