So:
The wedding’ll be in SD chat Saturday evening.
Zoggie is the maid of honor,
mechanichik is the best man,
Blair (Zoggie’s teddy bear/sex toy) is the ring bear, and
Ja-Heffie is the flower fish
Now all we need is someone to perform the ceremony! Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?
Ooh, I’m so psyched. This is the first time i’ve ever thought of myself as a “maiden.” 
Get somebody…interesting to do the ceremony. Wouldn’t it be cool if the skies opened up and Cecil himself deigned to do it?
That would be perfect! If Cecil can’t make it, then Ed would work too, I guess…
Someone should ask him…
if you guys dont mind me asking… where is the honeymoon gonna be? you probably discussed it already, but I dont feel like reading it all. (yes Im extremely lazy, get used to it cause Im not going away anytime soon) anyway, I hope you two have a “fun” wink wink nudge nudge honeymoon, where you go.
You little *voyeur.
We did already discuss the honeymoon:
You say that like it’s a bad thing (wink, wink, nudge, nudge).
ok cool, now I know where not to go for a couple weeks. Like I was gonna go there anyway.
Quel thought. No way…it can’t be bad.
::imagines Mechanichik going into the bathroom adjacent to Gunslinger and Rachinki’s honeymoon suite, lifting a painting from the wall, peeking through the hole in the wall…::
::cackles::
By the way you haven’t told me if you’ll be naming your firstborn Little Zoggie or not…
Zoggie, if bebbie no. one is a girl I’d name it Zogz after you!
mech, HA.
New bridesmaid: sk8rix tx! (Ja-heffie won’t mind, and I’d already promised sk8 a spot; he just hadn’t noticed)
Whoops, my bad. Sk8’s not a bridesmaid, he’s the Flower Girl!
hey Sk8 is my soon-to-be-virtual-husband-after-I-dump-that-other-guy so he has to be a brides maid, cause I cant marry a flower girl!
Why can’t you marry a flower girl? I a very manly flower girl!
The wedding is Saturday, 7:00 pm Eastern/ 6 central.
AHHHHHHH!!! Less than 24 hours, and I still have to buy new heels…
Aw, Racin, I am touched. I, of course, get to be godparent? 
I can scarcely contain myself. So who is going to say your ceremony? Have you found Ed? If you can’t find anyone, you could always use Uncle Beer. He did the ceremony for what’s his name…Froggie and Lilbit.
yeah I guess if i can be the best man you can be the flower girl Sk8!
I knew you’d see it my way Mechanichik.