Oh, you. you should get a little handbag and carry a neon flashlight and then shine it on couples making out.
why would there be people making out at a wedding? I mean besides the bride and groom of course 
Because. I don’t know. People are animals when it comes to sex and making out? 
Anyway, Racin and Gunslinger have agreed to not keep their paws off each other at your wedding…
true true…
…and we still don’t have a priest/minister/justice o’ the peace/minor deity to officiate the ceremony! Any mods/ Admins wanna volunteer? Unclebeer? Manny? Lynn? CECIL? Tuba? Please?
Once again, that’s Saturday, 21 October, 7pm eastern/6 central, in SD chat, or #StraightDope on Undernet using any IRC program.
I find it odd that you put Tuba’s name after Cecil’s.
You have…uh, less than three hours to find one.
And yipes, i better find a gift that’s not an old scarf or tablecloth or non-possessed blender…
I might be a little late for the wedding…gotta go visit my sis and the new niece. I shouldn’t be more than an hour late, though.
We’re married!
So are we!!
Apparently, racinchikki’s a hottie too. Wow.
Young lust.
Okay i said I’d send you a gift, and Racin, Gun, I’m sorry I couldn’t make it. My cousin can’t function without a computer, growl. Anyway, here it is!
::gives them a box with white satin paper covering it, a nice looking bow, and stuff:: Open it its…
…a posessed cat clock! Hope ya like it.
Wow, a cat clock! Is this the '50s style with the swinging tail? I’ve always wanted one!
Hey, why are the eyes red? What the…AAAAIIGH! GET IT OFF ME! BAD CLOCK! DOWN, KITTY!
My walls are moving again. Oh shit. The Satanic Frying pan that racinchikki got mechanichik and I, is glowing again.
Yep, fifties style, almost like Felix.
I combined! I gave you both a tacky present, but it was original, because it was…possessed. (Just lets hope it doesn’t get repossessed. I think i made all the payments on it…)