i have gotten another unsuspecting victim to join our ranks. his name is dragon, and i hope you all make him feel as welcome as you did to digitalmuse (hi lauren. :)) and we can tell him all about felching and squicking too. evil grin!
Welcome to the boards. I’ll tell you about felching and squicking to start with before I wander off to bed [yay, naked time!].
**Felching:**Sucking freshly ejaculated semen out of someone’s anus, sometimes preformed with a straw.
Squicking: drilling a hole between the frontal lobes and fucking this new orifice. [Note: not the same as skull-fucking.]
and while I’m here, I think I’ll describe munging to the best of my memory…
Munging: Dig up a year old female corpse, have one of your buddies lean on her abdomen while you position yourself in front of her lower orifices, and he will proceed to use all his weight to push out her internal organs, which you eat raw and rotting. [Yum!]
Felching, yep knew that one. Oh yeah, I knew about squicking too. Oh, but what is this? Munging, eh? Well, that’s a new one to me, let’s see here; Dig up a year old female corpse, have one of your…
silent_rob gets to end of description and faints dead away
If silent_rob were conscious, he would have put his sig line here.
heehee. i didnt know about that either until now. well, i can just file that, along with many other things i read on this board, firmly into my “i REALLY didnt need to know that” folder.
:::tries to figure out how to revive poor silent_rob:::
maybe ill just pour some more irish whiskey down his throat.
Welcome to the board dragon. Looks like we’ll have most of your neighborhood by the time these two stop.
Howdy, dragon. Here’s a sick sack and some mints, in case you read ssskuggiii’s definitions post. I’m gonna have to start avoiding the welcome threads, I think. I’m starting to get a little woozy my-own-self. 
thank you ssskuggiii, you have now completely corrupted/traumatized me. I’ll be sure to send you my shrink bills.
hi dragon! sup g-dawg? {acts ghettoish, then stops and hides for fear of getting beat up)
sigh, my little lauren. you cant be much more corrupted/traumatized now then you were before.
anyway, dragon is temporarily detained because his computer won’t let him log in. but im sure that as soon as he can he’ll be her to say hi.
Ok Dragon. The thing is you have to show up soon or these other folks will down all the beer.
But then I always seem to have more!