Got into a conversation about odd fetishes here at the office when a particularly nasty .mpg file made it’s way into our e-mail boxes. I brought up felching (like any good Doper would under these circumstances), and someone asked about “shrimping.”
None of us knew exactly what shrimping was, though we hypothesized that it was simply another term for felching.
Is it? Or is I something else? Anyone? Coldfire? 
Yer pal,
Satan
Enlighten me…first, what’s “feltching”? Is that a typo, perhaps? Or, a blend of two bodily functions?
Satan, I know this!I got it from a JohnWaters book.It is a sexual practice whereby one person sucks the others toes!
I can’t believe I actually got an answer for someone.And Satan of all people!(meaning hes so smart I thought he knew this already).Do I win anything??
What I read:
Similar to “felching,” but involving the use of a straw.
AUUGGGGH! YUCK!
Nothing like a good case of ‘athletes’ teeth!!
Umm, I DON’T know what ‘feltching’ is either.
CRIPES! I’m still trying to get past the image of stinky feet, gnarled toenails and toenail fungus!
What? Me worry?’
Rainbowcsr, if toe sucking grosses you out that much, then you should be HAPPY you don’t know what felching is.
Satan, orangecakes is correct in saying that shrimping is sucking toes. Anyone out there who wants to know what feltching is could easily do a search on purity tests here but you probably don’t want to know. (You could also search under my name since I am one of the only people who admitted to have ever feltched/been feltched.)
HUGS!
Sqrl
Gasoline: As an accompaniement to cereal it made a refreshing change. Glen Baxter
Madonna says she likes shrimping. ::shrug::
I had heard the same as you, Morning Star, that shrimping was the same as felching. I bow, however, to SqrlCub’s and oc’s knowledge, if for no other reason than I want to live in a world where something like felching only has one name.
He weathered a firestorm of agony and did not break.
And while Yori raged against his unbending
courage, we took Kyuden Hiruma back.
His loss is great, but so is the gift his suffering brought.
-Yakamo’s Funeral
Yes indeedy, shrimping is toe-sucking, as practiced by such celebrities as the former Duchess of York.
For a good look, rent John Waters’ early “Mondo Trasho,” in which Mary Vivian Pearce is shrimped by a stalker, right before being run over by Divine.
Eve, a fellow Waters fan!
Some Toast and toe jam, anyone? (Deee-lish!)
So, what’s feltching? Finger looking good?
Ok, SqrlCub, so what is “snowballing” and “feltching”. C’mon, you can tell us! You’re among friends, here!
Jinx, write to me at paganbearcub@hotmail.com and I will tell you. I don’t think too many people here want to hear what feltching and snowballing are again.
HUGS!
Sqrl
Gasoline: As an accompaniement to cereal it made a refreshing change. Glen Baxter
Trust me, you really DON’T want to know about felching. Now there’s a memory I wish I could repress. :::SHUDDER:::
Keith
You want brilliance BEFORE I’ve had my coffee!!!
Don’t Connie and Raymond Marble suck each other’s toes in Waters’s PINK FLAMINGOS?
Uke
Sorry all…but you’re only half-right.
I never touched him, ref, honest!
Shrimping, felching, and now golden showers!
Peace,
mangeorge
I only know two things;
I know what I need to know
And
I know what I want to know
Mangeorge, 2000
Okay, I got a dumb one, what the heck is snowblowing? My friend and I thought it had to do with mints and fellatio but that doesn’t sound right.