Q: What did the SWAT squad shout at the man who had taken his family hostage with loaded citrus as a weapon?
A: Oreos, a badger, and a 1962 Ford Fairlane
Q: What were the causalties of the botched car robbery in the MA countryside in 1973 ?
A: That’s a scary face
Q: Why won’t you kiss me?
A: Office Goddess
Q: Who do I wish was under my desk right now?
A: No, I didn’t mean like THAT.
Q: Can I push your stool in for you?
A: His jock strap as a slingshot.
Q: lieu, what is your advanced wedgy technique?
A: An Atomic requires years to perfect.
Q: The infidels gather about us even now! Why is not this device assembled?
A: Next time you’ll use stainless steel.