Q: Do you ever get sick on a fairground ride?
A: I once drooped a big one on a bald man’s head.
– beaten by lieu
Q: How did you recover from last nights vindaloo?
A: Stick ice cubes up my butt.
Q: What’s everybody in this town do for recreation?
A: Mow the Astroturf.
Q: What is your favorite euphemism for cunny-lingus?
A: Speaking Tongues
I assume you meant “Speaking in tongues…”
Q: What would Dubya have to do to convince me that war with Iraq was a good idea?
A: Have sex with Janet Reno on Pay-Per-View
Q: What’s next on Fear Factor?
A: It sticks to the roof just like peanut butter.
Q: Why are you not eating your honey?
A: It’s the wrong time of the month.
Why aren’t you howling at the moon tonight?
I have a sore throat and it just doesn’t feel right.
Q: Why are you trying to cut off that little thing-a-ma-bob that hangs down in the back of your throat?
A: I got a new laser toy.
Q: Why is smoke rising from your eye balls?
A: Apparently what they said about masturbation is true.
Q: Did you hear that they said whacking off feels damn fine?
A: No, but there weren’t any carrots in your wife’s stew.
Q: Have you seen my pet goldfish recently ?
A: The water is murky, that’s all.
Are you afraid to go snorkeling in the waste water treatment plant?
It’s chock full of nutrients and protein.
Q: What’s good about nutrients and protein?
A: It disappeared when I slid down the rope in gym.
Q: What happened to the hair on your legs?
A: I want to look good in stockings.
Q: What did you say to your boss this morning?
A: In Safeway, looking at the bananas, with a smile on my face.
Q: Where were you when you recalled hitting a bump on a bicycle with no seat?
A: 3.1416!! It’s in revelations people!
Q: What is the meaning of the parable
And lo Jesus said unto the Pharacies “When come back bring Pi”, and so the wrong doers did go from his presence?
A: Sorry my brain just farted.
Q: Why did you put on that tutu and sing Ave Maria in front of your SOs family when you met them that fist time?
A: Nobody calls me chicken.
Q: Why do you want everyone to call you Slimy Drawers?
A: Put the Lemon Down!