One of my former debate students got me one of these for Christmas. Tres cool. It also seems to be strangely accurate, as it threatened one of my more…sexually liberal students with lightning strikes. 
Does he ever tell you to ask again later? I wonder if anybody submitted him to Jesus of the Week?
My name is talking Jesus, and I’m going to kill you.
Bwahahahaha!!!
I had to become a member after lurking for a year just to tell you how much that made me laugh!