Damn, does it have to be GQ?
Five new mods on Steam
I say since we’ve got Giraffe, Marley, Colibri, fluiddruid, and Czarcasm, we’ll win easily.
**Easiest/cheapest way to get a divorce? **
Say “I divorce thee” three times.
Why are tankless toilets mainly in commercial buildings?
Because putting them in private dwellings is a t’ankless task.
**Can I use whipping cream in my coffee? **
Sure, what d’you think, the cops are going to come stop you? :rolleyes:
Security Clearance, rules and effects?
We could tell you, but then we would have to kill you.
How did the credit crunch start?
When Quaker Oats discontinued Cap’n Crunch.
Looking for a Firefox extension
Yeah, I have problems with my Firefox not being as big as I like either.
Effect of alcohol on the human body
Wassat? I’m jusht… fine… and <hic> dandy…
**Can you buy an XP computer? **
Yes.
**My DSL cable makes my computers buzz **
Stop putting coffe cups in the CD tray.
Trig question
Yes, it’s her kid.
Any nutritionists here that can advise me on supplements?
They can, but the question is whether they will…
Cats love fish
Breaking news! Also, this just in, dogs poop.
Surfing with glasses
Works great. I wear my reading glasses every time I surf the net.
Cost of eating in Australia for 6 weeks
Substantially more than spending 6 weeks in Australia without eating.
How do people bite their fingernails?
Usually with the white (or yellowish, or brownish) things behind one’s lips. I believe they’re called teeth.