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You know, when I asked you to leave it at my front door, I didn’t mean right up against the door, preventing me from opening the door to get it.

Eight fathoms, sir, but it appears to be shoaling up ahead.

I think you’re referring to one of the houses diagonally across the street from us. I think they may be drug dealers.

I didn’t order any-- Oh, you must be thinking of the neighbour. He collects those.

No, they pick them up only on certain days now. You missed it this time around, and I really don’t know when the next date is.

I don’t know, but you can check that online.

Well, it seemed like a good idea at the time.

Mustard, relish, pickle, and tomato, please.

Oh hell, I don’t know. You’d be better off just Googling it.

I would, but my internet connection seems to be down.

Ye know what I mean. Just do it and don’t gimme any o’ yer lip.

There should be more coffee. I didn’t finish the pot.

I was trying to remove the case, but what I wound up doing was separating the screen from the back. Now the screen is seriously bowed and won’t go back on.


The answer is unequivocally “NO!”


Yes, on this day in 1789, at Federal Hall in New York City.

I know, I’ve been there too.

He was a royalist general in the English Civil War.

The fish stick is neither a fish, nor a stick. It is a fungus.