Answers Only Thread

No, I can’t list that as my primary email, since that’s the one I’m locked out of. That’s why I called you in the first place.

Number 3. Last time out, at Santa Anita, he won at this distance against better horses.

Ok, I’ll just have to wait till that disk drive arrives. Until then, it’s a waste of time for me to do anything.

Well… all right, but if you get through it alive, take this gun.

I wouldn’t say callipygous is the first word to come to mind when describing her.

No, I tried that. In fact I tried that over a dozen times, always with the same result.

That’s my story, and I’m sticking to it.

If you’re going to walk around Bangkok looking like that, I’m leaving for the airport.

Actually, yes, that was the first thing I tried. He kept spitting it out.

No, leave it on or the wound will fester and they’ll end up having to amputate near the shoulder instead of the elbow.

I’ll have to go there in person and find out about this. Glad they’re open again.

Because they’ll be wearing bathing suits. No other reason is really necessary.

No, not yet. Not today.

No, they’re arranged by the first names of the performers, precisely the most inconvenient for me.

Steady as she goes, Mr. Bennett.

Oh, I tried that. Twice even. It’s definitely not working that way.

Yes, she did, but I wouldn’t have believed it if I hadn’t seen it with my own fucking eyes.

This time, I’m copying everything to an external hard drive. Hope that works.

Down the hall, third door to the left. Watch out for the Bengal tiger… kidding!

No, I have never owned songs by U2. I don’t know how they magically appeared.