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Doesn’t look like it will be a white Christmas, at least in this part of the country.

It’s out in the garage. I’ll go get it.

No, you add 1/2 a TEASPOON of salt, not 1/2 a CUP!

[My mom’s memorable peanut butter cookie blunder.]

Maybe another twenty feet up, and he’ll break his neck when he falls next time.

I’d appreciate it. Hand me that Philips screwdriver over there.

No, we’re out of oranges. Can you use a grapefruit?

That’s the British kind, not the German kind. And that’s what we want for this mission.

Generally, I would agree with you, but in this specific situation, I don’t have a choice but to take the opposite side.

Actually, I waited too long, and now it’s dark. I’ll have to do it tomorrow.

I’ve got to go out later; I’ll get some then.

I’m not going out again until Wednesday. You’ll have to find someone else.

What is 18th century Hungarian cabinet makers? I’ll take Potent Potables for $100, Alex.

We’re running low on grape, but we’ve plenty of raspberry.

Actually, I found that the last week of the year was generally one of my most productive weeks.

She’s having a few problems, but the doctor gave her a prescription that should help.

Not in Blawnox.

She’s still asleep, and I have no intention of waking her. You do remember what happened last time, don’t you?

You’d think they’d have filed a flight plan or something. Jeez.

No. Just no.

Oh shit, I could have sworn I already did that! I’ll get to it right away.