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Tell you what. I’ll grill up some burgers, if you make a salad.

No, six inches is what’s preferred by most women. I don’t think I’ve ever seen one order a foot-long at Subway.

Yes, this morning has the latest sunrise of the year.

Only if you agree to let me have the kids on alternate weekends and Christmas day.

I’m planning to do it myself. You’re welcome to help if you like.

Show me how you do it. It’s been years for me.

I received it today, and it is just what I expected.

Yes, I take three different kinds, 4x a day.

You’ve got chlamydia, Charlie Brown.

I’m scheduled to work Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays for the next month.

If you don’t want to do it, I suggest you take it up with him. Is that really what you want?

We’ll be having some sort of precipitation through Monday.

The doctor said he broke three ribs and has a punctured left lung.

I think it’s due to the fact that so few people actually showed up.

Under the circumstances, it sucks, but I’d say… let her drown.

I said the School of Hard Knocks, you know, like being a Navy Corpsman in Korea and coming home to work in a steel mill for the next 35 years, all while trying to pay the bills and raise a family, but some snot nosed kid like you ain’t gonna understand that.

Yes, but just a little, thanks.

Yes, and see? It’s almost completely silent.

Actually, the sections don’t fit into each other, and I can’t even get the first section to close. The wires are in the way.

I told you: Thursday. Not before.