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No, I’m a frayed knot.

Not since the last time I saw it.

You look fine.

No, it doesn’t make your butt look big.

Yes dear.

Yes dear.

Yes dear.

I’m ready.

Yes dear.

Yes, I was planning on wearing this.

Yes dear.

Of course I came sweetheart. You were great.

Absolutely anything you want.

I rectum, and he damn near killed me, too.

Yes, there is often blood the first time.

Of course I never felt this way before. At least, not with a human.

Sure.

Because I’m the mom, that’s why.

SIR YES SIR!!!

Go straight down this street, turn left, down about a hundred yards, slide, pick yourself up, cross over the railway track – no, wait, thats go parallel to the railway track, past Miss Cranky’s House of Sin, and look for the isosoles triangle.

Because triple simulposts just happen, that’s why!

Yes, officer, as a matter of fact I do know how fast I was going. 55 mph on the nose.

Oh.

No, I didn’t know it was a 20 mph zone.

Of course they’re real!

7.5. Why?

When Satan snowmobiles to work.

Shaft.

How high?