“Welcome to Jamaica, mon; have a nice day.”
Old enough to know better.
Insert Tab A into Slot B.
Repeat as necessary. 
I think we have our winner.
Cantaloupe tonight, Dad’s got the car.
No, pie are round.
3.14
3.14159
3.14159265
3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419756939937510 to be a little more exact. (Let’s just say I got bored one night and memorized it [true story])
Because I like the feel of the wind on my bare bum.
And that’s a fact, just ask your brother Sue.
Not bird nor plane nor even frog, it’s just little old me, Underdog.
Yes, it’s supposed to smell like that.
ah 1, ah 2, (crunncchhh) ah 3, 3 licks!
“H”
When I’m good and ready.
Well, it looks like a man’s penis, only MUCH smaller!