Well, I can’t do that if your leg is THERE…
Yes, the genie has a hearing problem. What, you think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?
Go ask your father.
“Not if you don’t want to.”
A pig like that, you don’t eat him all at once.
You don’t get down from an elephant, you get down from a duck.
Of COURSE we missed you, Kallessa. Or at least, I missed you.
Scotti
Because God said so.
My last name spelled backwards.
Not a lot.
Because he saw Arnold Winkelried naked… oh and yes, he is in heaven.
Because it feels so good when I stop.
Don’t question me.
I’ll get you a towel.
Bruises heal, but sex is forever.
pass
or
I’ll take 50/50
Just like me, they long to be close to you.
monopoly
Puggry.
Because sandpaper chaffs.