It was moved to the Pit, but I think it’s locked now.
. . . And, if you do it right, blood!
Yup, the one with Whoopi Goldberg.
Because I’m much, much BIGGER than you.
Medium rare.
Baked potato.
Um, no butter, sour cream on the side.
Grrr… salad.
Just bring me the damn steak!
1.618
…or the inverse of 1.618
Leonard da Pisa, filius Bonnacio
That means she doesn’t like you.
Just answers?
I say Who’s on first, What’s on second, I Don’t Know’s on third -
Certainly!
Yes!
Who!
Who!
Who!
Who is on first!
I’m telling you Who is on first.
That’s the man’s name.
Yes.
Who.
Who!
Who is on first!
Absolutely.
Well, naturally!
Every dollar… The man’s entitled to it.
Yes. Sometimes his wife comes down and collects it.
Yes.
Oh, no - wait a minute, don’t switch ‘em around. What is on second base.
Who is on first.
He’s on third - now we’re not talkin’ ‘bout him.
You mentioned his name!
No - Who’s playing first.
No - What’s on second.
Who’s on first.
He’s on third.
Yes. But we don’t want him there.
What belongs on second.
Who’s on first.
THIRD BASE!
Oh yes!
Why.
Well, I just thought I’d tell you.
Who is playing fir-
What’s on second.
Who’s on first.
THIRD BASE!
Why.
Oh, he’s center field.
Now wouldn’t this be a fine team without a pitcher.
Tomorrow.
I’m tellin’ you now.
Tomorrow.
Now listen. Who is not pitching. Who is on fir-
What’s on second.
THIRD BASE!
Oh, absolutely.
Today.
Now you’ve got it.
Well, I can’t help that.
I know that.
Yes.
Now that’s the first thing you’ve said right.
Well, that’s all you have to do.
Yes.
Naturally!
Naturally!
Naturally.
Naturally!
Yes.
NO, NO, NO!
Naturally.
That’s right. There we go.
You don’t!
Naturally.
You’re not saying it that way.
You don’t -
Naturally!
Naturally.
Naturally.
That’s it.
Naturally!
Naturally!
Yes.
I said I don’t give a darn!
Oh, that’s our shortstop.
Because I said so!
Nah - hardly visible at all… no one will notice…
A frog in a blender.
…and that’s how the moderator lost his tail.
I’m not getting any younger, and it’s getting harder and harder to peel those damn M&M’s!
Only on Tuesdays
Why Jeff, I’d LOVE to see your hotel room:)
OR
When you look at me like that I can’t say no.
Absolutely. For a small fee.
OK, fine, $10 for the shirt.
Because I think I left my watch, credit card, key ring, lucky rabbit’s foot, baby’s first tooth, a jar of vaseline, $50 in small change, framed diploma, stethsoscope, beeper, ID badge, “Uncle Elmer’s Guide to Bein’ a Quack” manual, that pen I bought in Hawaii with the hula girl and the disappearing –
inside the patient. Give me that scalpel!
B.