And why is the OP all jacked up about the idea of soft fetus toys?
Would it be OK if they were hard plastic? Hmm, what about a special Lego set to build your own fetus?
And if you really want to indoctrinate kiddies at the fair, consider fetus-shaped creamsicles, funnel cakes and deep-fried chocolate-covered fetuses.
Yum!
Somehow, that looks even creepier than Aubrey Beardsley’s drawings.
You libs are so smug, but thanks to this group’s hard work no six year olds had an abortion this year. Really makes ya think, huh?
Its a State Fair. Its more like:
Load the launcher.
Yell “pull”.
bah-blamm! bah-blamm!
Highest number of #3 pellets wins.
(Betcha can’t do that with a real dead fetus!)
PS- on fudrucker bingo, can I put a buck down on “Liberal Pack Dogs”? All this fetus has put me in the mood for some dogma.
Honesty at last
Just like Fuddruckers’ is my go-to for “very bad restaurant” and fudrucker would be good shorthand for “dumbass who can’t spell.”
So who’s up for some fetus juggling?
Too bad the baby has no say in this struggle
You no doubt.
That’s what I was implying, yes.
I blame Rasputin.
“Judy, I’m afraid I caught your little Billy playing “doctor” with my Angela!”
“I’m sorry, Marge-kids will be kids.”
“You don’t understand. He was pretending to perform an abortion on her with that doll those weirdos gave them at the fair!”
No, honesty since the first. Not my fault you just joined us. 
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So who’s up for some fetus juggling?
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As long as they’re not ethnic. That would be wrong.
At least you get some recognition.
Hell, I’m gay and never wanted kids, but I hate fetuses so much I hired three different surrogate mothers to have my abortions, but do I ever get condemned in these threads? NO! And I’m beginning to be resentful.
No, grinding the dead ones up into burgers, cooking them, and selling them as Wild Boar Burgers would be wrong.
There, there. You’re a man, so you can’t be hated as much, I’m sorry. I’ll do my best to condemn you for something else that bears no relation to my own business. You don’t happen to take your tea unsweet, do you?
No. You could just admit that you don’t have a problem killing babies.
They’re not babies. And hey, those babies might have grown up to become doctors who needed killing.
Or lawyers!
Wait a damned minute, dolls are living growing beings? Or medical-supply models of fetuses are living growing beings? I looked around for an obstetrician to ask about this but there are so few of them at chemical companies.
I’m suddenly very concerned about my decapitation of my sister’s Barbies when I was 12…