Funny - one of my good friends called me last night. She’s been pretty lonely since she and her boyfriend broke up several months ago. In her words - “I just want someone to be NICE to me! Do you know anyone? I want a guy to take me out, buy me dinner, and treat me special. And hey! I give GREAT blowjobs now! So lemme know if you know anyone.”
hahahaha! I’ll hook ya up, Omni. When’s the next time yer in Colorado?
splutter
Awwwwwwww man.
I am more than willing to have this hyposthesis tested on myself. Many times. Many, many times.
And Athena, hmmm… Colorado. Beautiful mountain scenery, delicious dinner, good company, and blowjobs. Cool!
Well, its one of the unfortunate side-effects of living near a nuclear energy plant. 
This however is the positive benefit of living next to a nuclear power plant. 
Wicky, how you doin’?
Hey, we both know girls like a challenge…I’ve got them right where I want them.
Sure, if you’re on some bizarre 20-year plan…
Sure, my kid has a birthday party coming up soon. Here’s a big pile of balloons that need to be inflated. Then get to work on the kiddie pool in the back.
[Edited by Ukulele Ike on 09-28-2001 at 12:41 PM]
Why is it that when I saw that boli had posted on here, I had this niftily naughty visual?
Anyone want to give me a preview job??
Hey, Omni - how you doin’?
Esprix
Maybe the two of you should get together.
Ah, I didn’t not know you were referencing this thread.
Esprix
“Didn’t not know?”
Esprix
I can’t. I’m still tired from the one I gave last night.
Sorry 'bout that.
Well, I guess I could. But I’m really out of practice, so it might take a long time for me to get you to that, well, that “point of no return.” Is that a problem for you?
AudreyK, I think I’ll need you to show me just how you do it that makes it so exhausting for you.
Omniscient, Superdude, FDISK, line forms to the left. Omni gets to go first, it’s only fair, it is his thread after all.
Ladies, feel free to watch, and jump in at any time. I don’t mind sharing.
Rose
Ahem. :glares at MH:
Remember that next time you visit Dublin and pass up the chance to meet me 
As long as Esprix is in this pool, let me say that having seen his picture on the People Pages, I, too, would give Omniscient a blow job.
Oh my! (Blushes bright red)
I, um, uh, oh! (walks away quickly, tittering)