Well it has been a while, I’m not sure how much longer I can hold out.
[sup]Sorry, Badtz Maru had to be done[/sup]
I have to say, I’ve been waiting for this thread since I first saw Badtz’s thread.
Hi Omni!
I would’ve but I saw pics of your shiney white ass a while back and it scares me! You might have a glow-in-the-dark penis. That would be too much to handle.
Not for free, but for $10,000 I’ll give ya a good one. Hell, I’d do it for $5000. You have to come to me, though.
He said “come”… Hehehee!
Well, I don’t think you are being asked to handle it.
of course…whether you handle it is entirely up to the blower. Granted it would probably improve your odds of getting some reciprocation.
::checks watch:: Well I’ve got 10 minutes before I start the dusting, but you have to reciprocate, see you in 5?
Wouldn’t you know already?
d&r
maybe you could work it into the butt sanding olympic gold prize winners package?
It’s usually not much of an issue. The only problem is the damned moths…
Too bad you weren’t around a few months back…I was offerin them for soup! I was wicked sick, and had no one to take care of me…yeah, I was desperate…
A blowjob you say? I’ll do it, as long as you don’t mind a pierced tongue.
Oh yeah, and you have to come on my face.
If that’s ok with you, we’re all set. 
Rose
high-fives Rose
For the love of God WHY don’t I know anyone like Rose IRL? 
Oh, and where are all the hot chicks and other bad influences trying to tempt me with vice that I was warned about now that I am going to college 2 years early? sob Life is just not fair.
Oh wait, I think I just had a flash of genius and answered both questions at once: Its because I’m hopelessly geeky!
FDISK
I’m failing to see a downside here, Wicked. Wanna come over for the weekend?
Well, as long as I don’t have to do him.
You know, I was just thinking this morning, “Boy, I sure would like to give Omni a hummer. I wonder if he’d mind?”
Don’t be fooled, ladies! I think Omni would run away like a little girl if approached by a willing female. He claims he’s just picky, but I’m starting to wonder…
You and me, both, girlfriend…