A couple of years ago I got my kid a set of those magnetic letters that people normally stick up on the fridge.
Every since then I think me and my room-mate have been having more fun with this than my kid has.
What we’ll do is try to make up dirty words or phrases using only the letters given on the fridge. (We take turns as each of one us happen to go to the fridge for whatever reason) I have only one set of letters up there so any words or phrases that require using the same letter twice is out.
My current dirty phrase on the fridge is : “cream pi” the one before that was “pu tang”
I start this thread because after two years or so I think I’ve run out of stuff to say. I’m wondering if any of my fellow Dopers can think some up?
Meh, what can I say? It’s a perfectly fine way to waste time if you’re bored enough.
You’ve got one and only one copy of every letter in the alphabet? And you want to make rude words or phrases? There’s lots of potential here.
Try “Fucking loser,” “Fucking whore,” and “You’re a bitch.” (I’m assuming the apostrophe’s legit. If not, then “you bitch” should suffice.) There’s also “Screw you,” if you’d like something a little more mild. “Dickhead” works well, as does the classic “Motherfuck.” If you’re feeling particularly down (or particularly dirty), there’s “Fuck me hard,” or “Oh, fuck–I’m a perv.” To accuse someone of enjoying anal sex a little too much for anyone’s benefit, there’s “Shitmuncher.” (I suppose that, if your roommate leaves his anal beads in the dishwasher, you might also get called by this term whenever you have dinner at home.) Those of you in Britain might prefer “Bumlicker.”
I’m assuming, here, that we’re limited to nasty phrases in English. If we open this up to other languages, especially ones that need to be transliterated to be written in Roman characters, there are even more possibilities.