Fuck all of you.
This particular misanthrope was hanged 78 years ago on this day.
http://serialkillercalendar.com/Detailed-Bio-of-Carl%20Panzram.html
Are you me? You certainly sound like me.
I’m a secret misanthrope. Only my husband and my mum have any clue just how much I dislike people. I work in people-orientated job in a people-orientated company (in HR for a social care charity), my hobbies are all very sociable (I’m an actress and Chair - until very recently Social Secretary - of a theatre company), and I have huge numbers of friends, all of whom regard me as their very best friend (for my part the only person I regard as anything closer than a buddy is my husband), and yet, I fundamentally just don’t like people. I fervently wish they’d all bugger off and leave me to my own devices.
Apart from my husband. I like him. You may have guessed that, however!
ETA: Missed a bit.
One of my roommates says he’s “a misanthrope, and a misogynist: I hate people, and women.” 
Yep, I’m a misanthrope I have trouble tolerating being around 90% of the people that I’ve met for more then a couple of hours with out wanting to punch them repeatedly. Even my best friend becomes one of the people I hate after about a week, we’ve been on two vacations together and any more then that and I start getting the punchy feeling if I don’t get away. I can fake friendly and out going but only for short periods of time.
I think Hypno-Toad and Unspun have it so far. I dislike them less than others.
Dude, I wish!
I agree; there are some cool people out there, but I haven’t yet found one who balances things out. Maybe I’m looking in the wrong places, or maybe I’m blinded by my extreme crabbiness.
But you have raised an excellent point, for real.
Maybe all of my misanthropy is really thinly-disguised self-pity! :eek:
I have to admit, I do meet people that make up for humanity. Not as many as I would like, but they are out there. Unfortunately, I think I am one of the people that makes them hate humanity. 
With individuals a 50% rule seems to apply; I like (or tolerate) roughly half the people I encounter, and dislike the other half.
With groups, I’ve found that virtue is inversely proportional to group size. Families, clubs, circles of friends, and small businesses tend to be fairly inoffensive. Governments, corporations, religions, and other large, bureaucratic organizations are soul-crushing, and to be avoided.
Humanity as a whole is evil, and I wouldn’t be particularly surprised (or disappointed) if we end up wiping ourselves off the face of the planet through our collective greed and stupidity.
Tomorrow is Fathers Day in Australia. I will see my elderly father- though it will be painful. I would be quite happy if my daughters didn’t make the obligatory visit.
From the movie Barfly:
Woman: “Don’t you just hate people?”
Henry Chinaski: “Nah, I don’t hate people - I just feel better when they’re not around.”
I don’t think we would feel so misanthropic if we weren’t obliged to interact with milling mobs of near-strangers. I believe that we’re evolved to only be able to deal with a much smaller interrelated group of family and friends: our village. Coping with a much larger population all the time isn’t good for our psyches, IMO.
Yeah, I am a misanthrope.
Normally in public, I can at least control it, but for some reason whenever I am in a book store, it comes out in full force.
And, of course, like everyone else, I have exceptions to my hate, but they are few and far between.
I don’t know if misanthropes develop this skill naturally the way people with some of the personality disorders do, but I’m the same way. I have yet to have someone see through my faking, including several psychologists.
My name is Flyhalf and I’m a human racist.
Just to reaffirm my bad attitude, this thread has 55 replies, and 1,038 views.
The rest of you are taking names, right? :eek:
And you think those of us who have posted aren’t taking names?
A true misanthrope puts everyone on their shit list by default until contrary evidence is provided.
Dante: You hate people!
Randal: But I love gatherings. Isn’t it ironic?
I’m the same way as Randal. I like being out in public, having stuff going around, but I want it to be like I’m in a bubble looking out. Like I said before, I want it to be like they are extras in a little movie playing in my head. Unlike some people posting here, I’m really okay with it.