(Am I the only one who is a bit more relaxed that they made it inside without anything bad happening?)
Since I’m making this an monologue about me, I’m sure you’d like to know that I was born 2,000 feet from where the happy couple are now.
From grand carriages to the buses!
Yeah. Fucking honkeys !
Would you conversely say “Gosh look at all the black people!” too if there was a wedding in Africa :rolleyes: ?
They’re back.
What on earth has Eugenie/Beatrice (not sure which one!) got on her head?
If I thought all the people of any modern nation were of one race, yes. Since I do not hold such a belief, you can imagine my surprise.
Thanks for the info about the roads. It does look like sand or sawdust. I thought it was to soak up standing water from rain.
Antlers.
jjimm, I’m very envious of you. Ah, London. And your former workplace view surely beats mine.
Apparently Philip Tracey is millining with pretzels now.
What will we do while we wait for them to appear on the balcony? Jjimm, you must tell us more about you. 
The best thing about this whole morning has been Danny Baker’s tweets. Some examples:
This queue isn’t moving. Why don’t they just open another turnstile? Just saw leader of Everton council.
Still about 100 yards from Abbey door. Told to have our ID ready. Everyone seems to have passports. I’ve brought gas bill.
Jan Molby shooting across to hot dog kiosk over Square. Do I want anything? Is there time?
Just about inside Abbey now. Apologise to wife. She was right about this suit - can’t see another replica England shirt anywhere.
Abbey is absolutely FREEZING. Can hear crowd outside singing Abba songs. Just caught Peter Kay’s eye and now we’ve both got giggles.
Nobody seems to know what to do now, we’re just milling about outside Abbey. Think Paul Daniels has his car. Might get lift to reception.
And now we wait for their royal highnesses to come out on the balacony and kiss. Then it’s off to formally consumate the marriage in the presence of government ministers. 
It was weird when I got the job and realised I could see the window of the room in which I was born. I felt I’d come full circle and would then expire.
From the office I did once see an old lady in Buckingham Palace gardens, walking some corgis. Not sure if it was actually her maj…
But I’d swap for the weather in Savannah, assuming that’s where you are.
Everyone in the pub here is drinking champagne as the landlord was very clever and did a “half off a bottle of Laurent Perrier with two fry-ups” deal. I think most people in the room feel faintly embarrassed to be watching but also really into the whole pomp and spectacle thing, although there are two royalists with union flags who tried (and failed :)) to start a round of applause at the “man and wife” bit.
I’m in Victoria, BC Canada–a town that still celebrates its English heritage. Some of our grocery stores carry British import foods, and we used to have a Marks & Spencer here.
It’s been cool and rainy here all spring, it seems, highest we’ve gotten so far is about 13 degrees.
Ooh… check out the Google doodle!
More North Americans being interviewed on the streets. Are there any Brits in the crowd at all?
No special doodle in Saudi Arabia. Once they kiss, I am off to my afternoon nap.
The York girls rarely disappoint