[Note: I’ve already cleared this with one of the esteemed moderators of this forum. Cajun Man was so good to respond to my enquiry very promptly and apparently, all is copacetic. I just wanted to make sure that I wasn’t doing anything harmful to the environment or causing a bad vibe static to be meted out against the dwellers of this fora. And I tried the equally honorable coldfire, but apparently that silly thing called a ‘life’ or something must of gotten in the way. Where do you get one of those anyway? Ok, back to my plan for world domination, starting with this little corner and those I wish to mind control. I mean, lets go back to that purportedly altruistic gesture I had going there. No, I haven’t been drinking either. Yet.]
So, here’s my hare brained idea…
[ol]
[li]Dopers arrive here expressing their desire to participate to whatever degree. Levels of enthusiasm will vary. Void where offer prohibited.[/li][li]These self-same people will then detail some basic information about themselves. In this summary, you can include what you do and don’t covet, ultra secret hobbies, belt size or favorite brand of nail polish remover. Like that. In other words, go hog wild.[/li][li]Next, other Dopers (well, at least I hope so – unless you want to email yourself) come in and pair/quadruple/bazillion up with those they found interesting. Or depraved. Whatever. Then they can compare notes on fun topics like which shade of chartreuse is best (muted, of course), John Tesh’s hair and stick shifts. It’ll all be good.[/li][/ol]
Now, if you’re gonna play, you gotta make sure that you a) list your electronic address or b) send me the information that you’ll want kept private (I understand all about those witness protection programs. Really I do. If I’m going to be the next AC, I can’t really be me now, can I?) and I’ll comb the thread to see who was wantin’ to get jiggy with you and then hook you up. Of course, if you don’t even won’t me to have it (and I’m certainly not promising that I’m completely trustworthy – sometimes that gay baby whale porn spam is quite tempting to not pass along to those that are extra worthy), I suppose then it’ll be up to you to put out a smoke signal, message in a bottle or ESP to get their (whoever’s) attention. Or, of course, you could just look to see if theirs is listed or request it.
Simple, no?
Also, if I’ve left any intregal parts out, keep it to yourself. Ah, I guess not. Add 'em here and we’ll incorporate them in a seemless manner that I can take all the credit for. 
Anyhow, I’ma going to wait to see what kind of turn out I have for this before I go and get all, ::: choke ::: vulnerable and weepy ::: sob :::, then if we have enough to play Red Rover, I’ll venture back in, test the waters and then (as usual), let everyone know enough about my inner workings to make you all gloss over into catatonia and miss the Monday blues.
I swear.
Have at it you guys and make me proud! Take one for the team! Or is that “win one for the Gipper”? Go save the world, .37 at a time (if we just forward them – to sick children who collect pull tabs and petition to have “It’s A Miracle” taken off the air) and rejoice. For this is a new year!!
::: cue sappy inspirational music by the Chuckwagon Gang :::
[And once again thanks sir Cajun Man, from the bottom of my shriveled little heart! You so rocketh. :)]
BOMBS AWAY!!!
Plus, I saw your “appreciation for this place” (paraphrasing, of course) thread and it was a wonderful sentiment to express and you did so beautifully. I feel the same way too, if I might say so myself. Thank you though, for saying it better than I ever could dream of doing.