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make that “she’s a dumb redneck…”
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And while you’re at it, why don’t you make it “boooobacious”?
>^,^<
KITTEN
Coarse and violent nudity. Occasional language.
the new Guess jeans model–holy shit!!!
Diane, a bisexual orgy? My kinda woman! 
Priscilla Presley.
‘Cause Lord Almighty, I’m a hunka hunka burnin’ love!
One beer is less than two beers.
David Patrick Kelly.
Warren Zevon.
Patrick McKenna.
Remember, I’m pulling for you; we’re all in this together.
—Red Green
You betcha!
I’m not gay or even bi, but if I am gonna to do it, I’m gonna do it right!
>^,^<
KITTEN
Coarse and violent nudity. Occasional language.
Mia Hamm, please.
Designated Optional Signature at Bottom of Post
The girl I had a crush on when we were both in 7th grade. I’m over 30 now & I never forgot her.
We have met the enemy, and He is Us.–Walt Kelly
Hell with it, I’m going to violate the OP and list two:
Tia Carrere and
Oh, yes. Heather Graham.
Non-celebrity: Any of a dozen girls I remember from high school
Celebrity: Dolly Parton, Anna Nicole Smith, Evonne Goolagong, Miriam Makeba, Loretta Lynn