My thoughts on Gunslinger:
meow.
:flees:
Are ya straight, Gun?
I just realized something. If I seduced you, and you fell for me instead of racin (peace, racin, peace!), it would be kind of illegal. I would be like your jailbait. I think. Anyway Racin’s 17…so i don’t know if that would be much better. But that’s something to think about. Does it turn you on? 
Legality
Depends on where any “falling” takes place. In New York I’m over the age of consent. And in about ten weeks I’ll be legal in every state in the Union. I’m not too familiar with the AoC laws for, say, Texas, but there’s a site somewhere on which to look such things up.
Gawd, I’ll have to find that place.
Do you live in NY, too, then?
17’s completely legal in Texas, and if you’re within 3 years of each other (IIRC) it’s okay. You’re both legal.
(I’m straight, BTW)
Zoggie - I’m from NY.
Gunslinger – Same laws appy here in NY, as long as both parties are (I believe) 14.
And now we are discussing the legalities of sex. :rolleyes:
Mmmmkay. ::breaks into song:: …on the edge of…seven…teeeen…
Sorry just had the urge.
I went to this website and there were places where you could be really young to have sex. Also there are places where you can get married and be young.
That is just very slightly disturbing…especially since you didn’t link it, but just said “this website”…
Hey, everybody else is getting virtually married…Which one of y’all wants to virtually marry me? Or are you gonna make me choose? Hmm…Zoggie has dirty thoughts about her teddy bear (wink, wink, nudge, nudge); but racinchikki sounds like she’d be a perfect match for me IRL (and she warm-fuzzied me [please refrain from making the obvious dirty joke out of that] in the warm-fuzzy game thread before all this even started…decisions, decisions…
[sub]Or we could all become Mormons and I could marry both of you![/sub]
I can not say.
I am not emotionally prepared to tarnish my name.
Yet.
Well… I wouldn’t be so bold as to ASK, but if you wanna choose I won’t argue with you. Even if you choose NOT-me. As long as I can be in the bridal party and drink champagne.
::drops quarter in machine::
::turns crank::
::catches little plastic bubble as it falls out of machine::
::tries in vain to open little plastic bubble::
::smashes bubble on corner of a nearby table::
::carefully removes shards of plastic from ring::
::drops to one knee::
::presents ring::
Racinchikki, will you virtually marry me?
–Gunslinger
What’s so disturbing about that, huh? Huh?
And secondly. The bear is cute. you’d have sexual thoughts about him too if you were me. I guess it IS just you and me now, Blair. <SIGH>
Ugh. THIS is what I get from staying away from the boards a few paltry hours. I supppose you’ll be wanting to slather racin with hot vegetable oil now and whack her with a wet zuchinni. Fine, then. Go for the old maid. (Kidding, kidding, racichikki!)
I suppose tonight its just me, my bear, and his soft downy white crotch.
:little swoony-thing all the cartoon girls do when they’re proposed to: Why, Gun, I – I – YES! 
Zoggie – Wana be my virtual maid of honor? I can hook you up with Sk8rixtx or something 
;D
:D:D:D:D
Wedding preparations are being made here.
Ah what the hell, sure- Perhaps you could coerce Speaker for the Dead? 
Iz it just me or have we been neglecting this thread, where it (almost all) started from?