Apparently I'm a slut.....

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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[QUOTE=LouisB]
I’ve always liked sluts.
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Me too . So much nicer than whores :stuck_out_tongue:

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[QUOTE=Omegaman]
Me too . So much nicer than whores :stuck_out_tongue:
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True. Sluts kiss..! :smiley:

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I need a new bumper sticker:
Sluts: Much nicer than whores.

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[QUOTE=velvetjones]
I’m sending a letter to crayola immediately. Slut Red. Perfect.
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I know a girl that has “Slut Red” nail polish.

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I’ve always kinda liked the word “slut.” Maybe it’s because my hometown, Tulsa, is “a slut” spelled backwards.

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[QUOTE=velvetjones]
I’m sending a letter to crayola immediately. Slut Red. Perfect.
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The male analogue to this is Arrest-Me Red, often found on sportscars. :slight_smile:

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[QUOTE=934spe]
ISluts: Much nicer than whores.
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Cheaper, too.

Sluts rule.

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Well, VJ, you are a saloon singer! :wink: :smiley:

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[QUOTE=934spe]
I think that comes in the box with 68 other crayons, right?..
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It’s the one that’s upside down.

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No, NO! Velvet Jones isn’t a slut or even a girl! HE’S A PIMP!

[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever]
I know a girl that has “Slut Red” nail polish.
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Is it me? I’ve had Slut Red toenails for years.

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I don’t know, based on his behaviour today I’d say 934spe is the slut! Two women, in the same organization, in the same day!? Give the rest of your brothers a chance, here, pal! :wink:

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VJ, can I borrow your daughter’s response next time I need something like that?

Since the husband doesn’t have a problem: congratulations on proud slutness :smiley:

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[QUOTE=Eonwe]
I don’t know, based on his behaviour today I’d say 934spe is the slut! Two women, in the same organization, in the same day!? Give the rest of your brothers a chance, here, pal! :wink:
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Hey, it is kinda like fishing.. You gotta toss your out there several times before you really catch one… :eek:

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I told my band the story last night on a gig. I ended with “so it’s official, I’m a slut” The bass player replied:

“Whaddya mean 'it’s official? Wasn’t it always official? Did you have to be re-certified or something?”

I know I have that stamp here someplace…

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[QUOTE=velvetjones]
I told my band the story last night on a gig. I ended with “so it’s official, I’m a slut” The bass player replied:

“Whaddya mean 'it’s official? Wasn’t it always official? Did you have to be re-certified or something?”

I know I have that stamp here someplace…
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ummm… If you need a volunteer to help you take the test for your recertification, I am available on any day that end is ‘y’…

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[QUOTE=934spe]
ummm… If you need a volunteer to help you take the test for your recertification, I am available on any day that end is ‘y’…
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Now who’s the slut? :smiley:

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[QUOTE=velvetjones]
Now who’s the slut? :smiley:
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Can a guy be a slut?.. How about stud?.. Or my personal fav, just call me a manwhore…
It seems that some just prefer to call me boy toy…

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[QUOTE=934spe]
Can a guy be a slut?.. How about stud?.. Or my personal fav, just call me a manwhore…
It seems that some just prefer to call me boy toy…
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I believe the correct terminology for you would be horn dawg. :smiley:

pinkfreud here’s a palindrome just for you:

Tulsa nightlife: Filth, gin, a slut.

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[QUOTE=velvetjones]
I told my band the story last night on a gig. I ended with “so it’s official, I’m a slut” The bass player replied:

“Whaddya mean 'it’s official? Wasn’t it always official? Did you have to be re-certified or something?”

I know I have that stamp here someplace…
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Here you go.

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[QUOTE=Mouse_Maven]
Here you go.
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Now that is classic… :smiley: